Yes my friends, we are still talking, writing, reporting and tweeting about Juan Pablo Galavis’ Olympic class jerk behavior. He’s been called the worst in ABC’s “The Bachelor” franchise history. This season had many cringe-worthy, horribly awkward moments but the douche factor escalated drastically, especially during the finale and the live show, “After The Final Rose.” There, our Dud Stud was even rude to host Chris Harrison, multiple times, refusing to answer his questions – which, um, according to his contract is what he’s supposed to do.
The Dud Stud limped around all season, unable to keep his foot out of his mouth, turning a fairytale into a nightmare for show producers. From an anti-gay comment where Juan Pablo said gays were more “pervert,” to tweeting a joke using the “R word” that many find offensive about the mentally challenged. Excuse: English is his second language.
On the show, he churned out the same emotionless banter punctuated with “ay, ay, ay” and “eees okey.” Douchey Don Juan said, “I’m just being honest,” whenever he was rude, arrogant or disrespectful. His narcissistic, insensitive personality peeked out more and more with each episode and it culminated in an explosion of royal a–holiness in the finale.
He added insult to injury by dumping hairstylist, Clare Crawley, after whispering an offensive sexual comment on their last date. A source confirmed to Us Weekly that Don Douche said, “I love f—ing you but I don’t know you.” Forget Paris, champagne and rose petals, this guy knows how to win a girl’s heart! Eees NOT okey!
He then anointed the lucky Nikki Ferrell, a pediatric nurse, as his maybe, sorta, kinda chosen one. In the finale, as the audience is expecting the payoff of, if not a proposal then at least a declaration of undying love, Don Douche does neither!
Instead, he says, “I have a ring here in my pocket, and I’m not going to use it.” (WHAT?!) Blank stare from poor Nikki. “No Hmmm. I’m not 100 percent sure that I want to propose to you, but at the same time, I’m 100 percent sure I don’t want to let you go. I like you a lot.” WINK! “A lot!” Nikki, looking somewhat dazed, took the final rose. If that’s not horrific enough, he adds, “don’t get cranky now,” and thumped her nose with his finger.
EEES NOT OKEY! EEES N-O-T OKEY!! screamed everyone watching!
Oh, to have been a fly on the wall in the ABC control room. At least Clare got to tell him what kind of a tool he really is, on national television. Yeaaaah girl. You’re the real winner!
I thought I was the only one aghast and nauseated by what I was watching until I witnessed the tsunami-sized, social media bachelor backlash against our Douchey Don Juan. It was swift and unforgiving – and it gave me a warm, fuzzy feeling that all is not lost. There is hope for humanity. As I typed “J” into Twitter, the overwhelmingly trending topic was #JuanPabloIsATool — followed by my hysterical laughter. The hundreds, probably thousands of tweets ripping the World’s Worst Bachelor a new one, were even funnier than watching Jon Stewart and Jimmy Kimmel in a joke off.
Parents, listen up! This is a teachable moment. Show your kids the finale episode. For teen boys, how not to act and especially for girls, no matter how cute, if a guy acts like a raging a–hole in the first couple weeks of dating, guess what? It will only get worse! Juan-Pablo-worse! In that case, run like the wind.
And… someone might want to translate the slang meaning of what a “tool” is to his A–holiness. Um no, Juan Pablo, it does not mean you are the hammer of love. WINK!
*Below on BUZZ FEED, watch the video Juan Pablo posted today where he professes his love for Nikki. Oh yes he did. BTW He did this once before for his baby mama. Kinda like the “mix tapes” of today.
Juan Pablo Made This Video Montage For Nikki In The Hopes Of Maybe NOT Being The Worst Bachelor Ever
Daisy Olivera
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