Hi everyone!
Let me introduce “Dear Daisy…” our new advice column!
After receiving soooo many private emails at TheDaisyColumn.com and on Facebook from all you fabulous readers and Sofalizers — where in addition to your HI-larious comments, you ask for my advice (yes, my advice.. I laughed too) — it’s become necessary to go public. You asked for it. That way, everyone can (ahem) benefit or just feel better that someone out there is way more miserable than you.
It’s not that I’m particularly wise or brilliant, it’s just that by clocking a certain number of years on the planet, I’ve seen more crap go down, than say, someone who is 23.
In the brand new, minty fresh “Dear Daisy” column, I’ll try to answer all your questions, no matter how odd. These have run the gamut from specific boyfriend, plastic surgery and job/career advice to cooking, decorating, entertaining, etiquette and fashion tips to the broader more metaphysical (or ridiculous) areas of life. (Don’t worry, I won’t print your name unless you say it’s o.k.)
Here’s the first question… a popular subject!
Dear Daisy,
My friend has gone too far with her plastic surgery and other “facial improvements.” I really think she should re-do her breast implants because they’re huge. She looks like a freak. She also injected her lips. She was pressured by her jerk of a boyfriend (at the time) to go bigger. Is there a standard of good taste in plastic surgery? I don’t want to offend her.
Worried in Coral Gables
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Dear Worried,
Don’t worry. She’s already offended herself. The best plastic surgery is not obvious and you can’t tell someone has had anything done, they just look faaabulous! However, here’s a gauge: If you look down your nose and you can see your lips, it’s time to ratchet back on the fillers. If you continue looking down and it looks like you’re standing behind two blindfolded bald men, it’s definitely time for a re-do with more petite implants.
The last word: Taking plastic surgery advice from a jerk boyfriend, or any boyfriend is as smart as getting it from Crystal, the monkey in The Hangover 2.
Keep those questions coming!
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*Opinions expressed by Daisy Olivera are not intended as a substitute for actual legal, financial, medical or psychological help by a professional. This is solely for entertainment. Questions may be edited for length and/or grammar.
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